The Rob Rain Theory

Okay. I recall my previous theory where I explained that hobos were really just Rob's more dedicated and somewhat smellier fans. And I realize now that that theory makes no sense. Hobos were here before Rob was even born. And if they were REALLY dedicated they would be surrounding him in this picture:

Instead it's just some wannabe hobo, who kinda has a beard and kinda got the wear whatever you saw on the floor first thing this morning look going for him. But the glasses!? You did not see those on the floor buddy. And then there's Fangirl on the right.

But I think I'm onto something with this next theory.

Now, if you live in the northeast you've probably noticed there's something different this summer. Something's off.

"WHY THE HELLS IS IT RAINING WHEN IT SHOULD BE BURNING!?"

The answer is simple, my confused reader (if I have any). Rob is causing this.

Now I know what you're thinking:
"ROB WOULD CAUSE SPARKLY UNICORNS AND MAGIC GUMDROPS TO FALL FROM THE SKY, NOT WATER!"

Don't you understand!? New York City itself is trying to trap him here. When Rob has to go leave on a plane to whereverland (probably Vancouver), the city will delay his flight with rain and wind and he will be forced to live here forevermore. Doomed to be clipped by taxis every Thursday and mobbed by Fangirls every other day in between. But the city itself, is selfish and wants Rob all to itself even if he won't film anymore movies outside of NY.

New Moon Poster

I don't need to go to heaven anymore. I'm set for life now. All because of this poster.
I have found an analysis of the poster at Twilighters Anonymous.
Here it is, taken from the comments section:

Mackenzie responded:

What I see here - and it’s the crux of the story, really - is a very clear love triangle. Basically, what Summit wants to highlight in this movie is the relationship angle.

Jake’s in the middle, between Bella and Edward, who has his back turned on Bella. Edward WANTS to look over his shoulder at Bella, but he won’t let himself do it. Bella’s holding onto AND peeking over Jake, hopeful, and Jake’s looking over HIS shoulder, at Edward, with a murderous look. It reflects the relationships exactly.

Bella loves Edward, so she looks for him, even if he ‘turns his back’ on her. Meanwhile, she sees Jake as her ’sun’, so she supports herself by holding onto him, unconsciously hurting Jake - giving him hope while not meaning to at all.

Jake is trying to protect Bella; his body is facing her, while his head is turned towards Edward. Basically, he’s protecting and attacking at the same time. (Jake’s favorite way to taunt Edward in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn is recalling how Bella looked when Sam found her in the woods, for Edward to see.)

Edward is in the foreground, hinting at the fact that he may not be physically present during most of the movie, but he certainly will be a focal point. He’s almost-looking over his shoulder - like he wants Bella, but he’s keeping himself away from her for her own safety.

And may I just say that Taylor is so much hawter with short hair? =]

-Mackenzie.

creamy responded:

At first glance I am thinking YES! Then as I oggle more, I see a few things I wish could be changed.

Again, Edward’s hair is too dark. I was hoping for the bronze that we saw in one of the early photos from the film set. I agree Bella has on too much make-up. And her hair is too neat. Neither of these things are at all Bella. Kristen looks great, but she looks like Kristen. Also, yes Jacob should have had long hair. I think that would have been a much better representation of the character. It would have set him even more apart from Edward.

I love the positioning. Edward leaving, Jacob protecting, and gasp! Bella clinging to Jacob, not Edward. They did very well in reflecting the tension. At least this is not a happy, light portrayal.

This one-sheet screams with pain, stress and heart-break. The darkness of it is also spot on. Now, what else are they going to show us? Despite the few changes I mentioned, I am very hopeful.

OK Summit, what’s next?

Kristina responded:

Love it! What I find particularly good is Bella’s hand and how we aren’t certain if she is going to grasp Jacob or if she is reaching for Edward. I hope this is the quickest 6 months ever!

for_recreational_purposes_only responded:

thats a good poster. i didn’t like the twilight one because of the way people were posed but this one actually shows us where the story line is going.

michelle responded:

I like it but……
It should have had Bella behind Edward holding his arm as Jacob stood behind bella with his hand on her shoulder looking menacing towards Edward. This poster conveys the wrong message to me. It doesn’t show the ‘torn’ feeling I get when I read the book and hope to see in the movie.

Heather responded:

I like that Kristen doesn’t look innocent. She ends being the strong hero in New Moon, which is conveyed here. I like that her hand is on Jacob’s arm as if he is holding her up, which he does in the book. And I like the placement of Edward in front and Jacob in the middle. Awesome poster.

TwiMom1 responded:

Love it - though, I’m sorry, this does NOT capture the essence of New Moon but rather Eclipse…throughout Eclipse there was great tension between Jacob and Edward…not so much in New Moon because in the novel Edward was absent most of the time…most of New Moon was Bella trying to cope with the loss of Edward, dealing with Jacob’s new “life” and coming to terms with feelings for both, of which also Eclipse deals with. I would much rather of seen a poster with Edward as more of a ghost image in the background and a more prominent Bella in the front with Jacob behind her and Edward behind them both facing away…after all, that is the basic theme of the book.

calilyfsabeach responded:

I really think they did the best job picking Taylor for Jacob’s part. He is too perfect for words and I secretly wish he would hold onto me that way =P
Edward, I think, should have been more in the background…but I can see how difficult that would have made it to get Jacob’s angry face in there. That is crucial. Bella should have been looking at Edward and I think what they were going for with the makeup is the deep bruises under her eyes from being so depressed but I think they made it look to much like Kristen.
Edward…just perfect.
And I think Jacob’s hair is just fine short…it shows his transformation from before Jacob, to werewolf Jacob. People keep forgetting that.

Overall: 9/10…can’t wait for the clip!!!

PrincessJen responded:

I think it is absolutely beautiful. If I were to change anything, I would make Jacob even taller because he’s much taller than Edward and this poster does not show that.
TwiMom1, I understand what you mean about how the poster really should have emphasized Jacob and Bella and that Edward should have taken a backseat, but this is marketing and Rob Pattinson SELLS. Imagine if they put him as a faded figure in the background? Fans would go bonkers; they might even become alienated to the new movie. The Twilight saga for me personally is about Bella and Edward and while New Moon revolves around Bella and Jacob, it would really push me away if they did not make Edward a big deal as well, because he still is.

Team RCatz responded:

I love the symbolism. There was some thought put into this. As for Bella wearing too much makeup, Ashley Greene said that part of the “new look” for the characters involved some illustrations of how their relationships have grown. What that could mean is that this Bella has had Alice-influence, and now wears a little more makeup to try to keep up with her gorgeous vampy friends. Just like in Twilight, when her wardrobe becomes more feminine after falling for Edward, she’s become a little “darker” and more glamorous after being with the Cullens for a spring and a summer.

WaitingPatiently responded:

I think it shows how Edward appeared to turn his back on Bella and also how that pains him. It also shows Jacob trying to protect Bella from Edward (or more precisely the pain that he has caused) by his clenched fist and his knitted brow. But the look on Bella’s face kind’ve confuses me. (For one thing she does have more makeup than the book Bella would wear I think. Maybe they are making her more glamorous in NM.) But I would have expected to see pain or sadness on her face, since she was pained through about 3/4 of New Moon (Edward left, Jacob got sucked into a gang, Edward about to kill himself, Volturi about to kill all of them). I’m just not sure what emotion I see on her face. It’s hard for me to read.

WTFs Galore

100 Monkeys has a new video (called 'Slow Down' up on their website and it features every member of the band dressed up in different outfits. From banana costumes to bunny rabbit ones to... dresses. Yes, I must've WTF'd so many times while watching this.

See the WHOLE video here.

AND LASTLY, Jamie Campbell Bower (CAIUS & GELLERT GRINDELWALD!) has joined in on one of my obsessions...

Jamie can be found on Twitter here.

I wish my dad would hurry up and pay me so I could finally get the Hannah Montana: The Movie soundtrack. And then I can finally put 'The Climb' on repeat for hours & hours. The music video for the song was so cool...

I know you're all shaking your heads at me in shame right now.

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

Twilighters Italia has these pictures of props being delivered to the set in Italy. Let's take a look shall we?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN!?

Does she not realize that she is standing a few mere feet away from the props that're gonna be in the movie! Jeez. The least she could do is take pictures from the inside of the truck when no one is looking. It's not like she could be arrested for that or anything right?

...

She can?

...

WELL IT'S A SACRIFICE THAT MUST BE MADE FOR THE GOOD OF MY SANITY.

She'd better be reading New Moon at least.

I'd show you the other two but it'd basically be me just doing this:

ZOMG IS THAT A GARGOYLE IN THE TRUCK!! ZOMG IS MICHAEL SHEEN GONNA TOUCH THAT GARGOYLE!?? HOLY CLIFF DIVING! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF MICHAEL SHEEN/ARO TOUCHED THE GARGOYLE, THEN ENDED UP IN DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE! I WANNA MEET DUMBLEDORE!!!! IF I MEET HIM DO I GET TO SEE HP AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE!??

The sad thing is...

I actually thought that.

See the other two pictures HERE.

"It's Not Clean Enough!"

Here is a scene I deleted from chapter 14 of my fanfiction story: Adventures in Camping. It's when Alice and Rosalie go to take Bella to the movies.

RPOV

We found Bella cleaning the bathtub.

With a toothbrush.

“Bella! What are you doing!?” Alice wondered. She didn't answer. I sighed.

“Let's go Bella. We're going to see a movie. “

“NO! No I have to keep scrubbing. It's not clean enough.” Alice and I exchanged a look. The bathtub looked pretty shiny to me. And if you looked in it from just the right angle you could see your reflection.

“You can clean it later,” Alice tried again.

“NO!” Just then someone banged loudly on the bathroom door.

“Bella!” Charlie's voice boomed. “I have to use the bathroom!”

“No! The tub is still dirty. Just go use the forest again.” My eyes widened. Was Bella serious? Charlie was really using the forest as his personal potty? Eww.

Alice glanced nervously at her watch and then walked out the door, leaving me with OCD Bella. She continued to ignore me, only scrubbing harder and harder.

When Alice came back in Charlie was with her. The pushed past me and positioned themselves on either side of Bella's body. Without warning, they grabbed her and she struggled, creaming loudly.

“STOP! STOP! I NEED TO CLEAN THE TUB! IT'S STILL DIRTY!” I winced from the sound of Bella's voice. It was high pitched and screechy.

I followed after Charlie, Alice and Bella. They threw her into the backseat of Alice's Porsche strapping her in. The toothbrush was still in her hand. I guess no one had the patience to try to wrestle it out of her hands.

Another deleted scene. Jasper and Emmett are taking Edward to the car to go to the movies.

JPOV

After Alice went to pick up Rosalie and Bella, I guided Edward, who was staring blankly at the TV screen to Emmett's Jeep. He had to block his eyes when we got outside even though the sun wasn't even coming through the clouds.

“What's wrong Edward?” I asked, concerned. The last thing we needed right now was for Edward to not be feeling well. Alice had told me the plan before she left and it was pure genius.

“The sun,” he said. The sun?

“What about it?”

“It's too bright.”

“But you can't even see it!”

“Too bright,” he whined once more. I guess staying locked up in your dark room for so long would do that to you.

Emmett came rushing out the door. “Okay guys! We're going to see 'Crosshairs'!”

“Crosshairs?” I asked.

The Blackest Kind of Blasphemy

So in honor of his majesty's (RPattz's) birthday, I have decided I'm going to give you all a shocking story that will have you in tears.

It all started when out of the KINDNESS OF MY OWN HEART, I let my friend Julie (a.k.a. co- author of the story, Boarding School Bet) borrow my Eclipse book. Instead of returning it in the perfect condition I left it in, she decided:

"Hmmmmm, what can I do to bother Sarah today? OH I KNOW! WHY DON'T I DESECRATE A SACRED BOOK FROM THE SACRED SAGA FOR WHICH SARAH HAS WORSHIPPED FOR A WHILE NOW!"

And thus begins our story.

I came home after she returned it to me and alas! There were STAINS AND RIPS IN MY BOOK and these aren't even the worst of it O.o

(page 91)

Someone needs to call Julie and inform her that PAGES DON'T BEND THAT WAY.

I know my webcam is crap quality but can you not see the clear outline of the word "Mike" on that page?

MIKE WAS TALKING ON PAGE 91!

I saw the movie. Mike got 3000 times better so now my appreciation for him has multiplied.

That's right. My love for him in that movie blazed with the intensity of a thousand suns.

AND NOW I CAN'T APPRECIATE THIS NEW LOVE CUZ THE BOOK IS RIPPED.

(page 111)

Excuse me, I have to go cry myself to sleep now.

(page 362)

Okay, I'm back from sobbing. Lets move on to the next- OHMYGAWD.

WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS!?

IS THAT A- A- A BROWNIE MIX STAIN!!

NO! YOU'RE NOT GOING CRAZY.

JULIE APPARENTLY IS NOTORIOUS FOR HOW DID SHE PUT IT AGAIN?

OH YES, "EATING AT THE TABLE AND READING."

I UNDERSTAND J.

I DO IT TOO.

BUT HOW THE HELLS DID THAT HAPPEN!!!????

I NEVER SPILL FOOD ON MY BOOKS WHEN I EAT AT THE TABLE!

BROWNIE MIX!!!

This all happened a few months ago. Or maybe it WAS A YEAR.

I DON'T KNOW. I FORGET.

I know what you're thinking. "Tape up the rips. Who cares about a freakin' brownie stain!?"

Have you WATCHED MY VIDEOS? Have you READ MY FANFICTION? CLEARLY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

I just get severely annoyed and disgusted when I see books desecrated. Especially a Twilight one. Especially if it belongs to me.

Books are like.... The Jonas Brothers.

....

Yeah. Let's go with that.

Okay so books are like the Jonas Brothers. They're okay. Sometimes they come out with an awesome song BUT THEN... THEY GO OFF AND START A SHOW CALLED JONAS WHICH MAKES NO SENSE CAUSE THEY NEVER WANTED TO BE ACTORS IN THE FIRST PLACE! DISNEY IS JUST TRYING TO RUIN ALL THE TALENT THEY HAVE AND-

....

What was I talking about again??

....

Right, Eclipse. Anyway the point is, Julie owes me money. This book cost $20. Since there is a paperback version coming out later this year for a cheaper $12.99 I will, once again, OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY OWN HEART, make Julie pay me less then what I did for Eclipse.

Pretty sure it's not going to work since I asked her to pay me last year and she never did.

I'll get her back for this.

EVENTUALLY!!!

Who is this Chick!?

Alright so some new pictures from the set of New Moon have surfaced *thanks Twilight gods* and they are being talked about in great detail from-

"ZOMG! Jackson looks soooo cute with his new wig!"

to

"WTF!? Who in this cast doesn't smoke!?"

but the one picture that confuses me the most is this one:

I don't know about you but i have no idea who this chick is.

Is she apart of the New Moon cast that I didn't know about? If she is in the movie it looks like she could possibly be playing Emily Young (Sam Uley's imprintee) in the movie.

Vampires or Ninjas???

NINJA ROB!!!!!

*sigh*

so...um yeah. remember when i said my mom agreed to read the book? well after all this time she's only gotten to the part where mike asks bella out.

this is due to the fact that she won't read the book unless she's in the car. according to her she

doesn't have time to read it.

so yeah. mission not accomplished (not even close).

TAYLOR > MICHAEL

OME PEOPLES! I HAVENT POSTED ANYHTING IN 4EVER!!!

SO TAYLOR IS JACOB!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAALLL

SCREW U MICHAEL COPON!!!
U R OUT OF A JOB ONCE MORE!!
ITS TIME TO LOOK 4 SOME CHEERLEADER MOVIES!!!

4 proof (ALTHOUGH U SHOULD HAVE HEARD BOUT THIS BY NOW!) go to stephenie's website.

HAVE A JACOB FILLED DAY!